Date Movie (2006) DVDrip

The film begins with the main character, Julia Jones (Alyson Hannigan), a fat woman, a dream about marrying Napoleon Dynamite. It turns into a nightmare when Napoleon turns around and tumble. Julia wakes up screaming and goes in her diary for a reaction. She thinks she will never be her true love.

Julia goes out and dances to impress the people on the street. It’s not like their overweight brings the best of it – man shoots himself in the head with a nail gun, when he sees them dancing.

Later, Julia goes to her father’s Greek diner to work. Her father, Frank (Eddie Griffin), she proposes to marry. He proposes Nicky (Judah Friedlander), a nasty, greasy, man. It excludes Fockyerdoder Grant (Adam Campbell), with whom a moment of attraction. Julia Frank screams into one order, she turns to respond and Grant proposals on the head with the coffee pot in their possession, so threw him down. She turns around only to find his table is suddenly empty and figures he walked away.

Julia realizes she will never find her true love, at this rate, and goes to a love therapist, Hitch (Tony Cox). Hitch initially rejects her but Julia says she’s in despair and walks away. Hitch, feeling guilty, invites them to tell Julia, believes the men in service area and make it impossible for him to love her. Hitch takes her to a garage, where they “pimped out” in a beautiful woman, similar to the Pimp My Ride television show. It deserves a place on a reality TV dating show called The Extreme Bachelor, the bachelor appears to Grant, the man she met in the dining car. Grant salutes all women and the women are asked to lose the image to remove it by them. Julia is the last woman standing and, with a dinner for two at a restaurant ironically rewarded as “restaurant”. After dinner, Julia Grant and head back to her apartment, where they have sex.

Grant takes Julia to her parents, a parody of Meet the Parents honest. There is immediate tension between Frank and Grant. Grant goes to the bathroom to see Jinx, the family cat faeces hard and constantly on the toilet. Things are much worse when Grant attempts to open a bottle of champagne. The cork hits a vase containing Frank mother continues, and the problems only get worse as Jinx starts humping the skeleton.

Later Grant takes Julia to Tiffany & Co., where they can turn left at the traffic lights ready for the seller to cancel, they show what she wants, as in Sweet Home Alabama. Grant admits that she loves and he proposes to her. Julia says yes. Then, Frodo (Tom Lenk), Gandalf (Tom Fitzpatrick), and the other hobbits from The Lord of the Rings trying to farmers from the One Ring, Gandalf with pleading that the ring could “destroy all evil.” Frodo ignored him to take the offer of $ 50. The Hobbits and Gandalf left then hit and run, “a little wine cooler … and hookers!”

Now is the turn of Julia Grant and her family to his parents to take, in a parody of Meet the Fockers. This meeting did not go well, either as Roz (Jennifer Coolidge), Grant’s mother, informs all that Grant lost his virginity, her housekeeper Gay Eduardo (Mauricio Sanchez), as the housekeeper in The Bird Cage. Frank secretly brings along Nicky says Julia has choice but to marry him. Juliet runs away, destroyed. Later, Frank’s One-on-one basketball game with her father, Grant, Bernie (Fred Willard). Things are bad, if Frank is a great taste of Bernie’s chest hair (a recovery, not technically a parody, the basketball scene in Along Came Polly).

The next day, Julia and Grant go to a wedding planner named Jell-O (Valery Ortiz), a parody of the singer Jennifer Lopez and the film in which she starred, The Wedding Planner, which contains a huge Big Butt (an allusion have Lopez’s famous measurements). Jell-O suggests that they go to Taco Butt (parody of Taco Bell), but they want something a little chic. She was insulted and, after them, refuse their wedding plans.

Julia finally gets the chance to Andy (Sophie Monk), Grant’s best man, meet at the pool. Supposes, of course, Julia, Andy is a man, but she is really a woman, and is much more attractive than Julia. The scenes with Andy is a spoof on Pretty Woman with Julia Roberts playing Grant section. Julia is even more shocked when she discovers that the two were engaged three weeks ago. Andy Julia help shop for her wedding dress. Save on the dress, suggests Julia her head on a power box and noted that they thought of the people, a spoof of What Women Want to read. Julia finds from reading Andy’s mind that they are still feelings for Grant and plans for the two of them split. Julia and Andy fighting each other in the style of Kill Bill.

Julia grows depressed, afraid that they always have a lonely fat girl. It goes back to Hitch and tells him about Andy. Hitch not expect to have a chance against Andy – but if so, all will be well on the end. It is a small indication of Save the Last Dance.

Julia confidence is growing again and figures it has, just to make it through the wedding rehearsal dinner, her father, then only one days until their wedding. The rehearsal dinner faking the big sing-along dinner in My Best Friend’s Wedding, including a parody of “I Say A Little Prayer. The show, Andy throws and the use of Julia Grant, get over it, but Grant ignored them.

The big day has come, but unfortunately, Julia wakes up with a big pimple on the face. It turns out it blew in the back of the room and knock on the wall, but it is too late for her wedding. Meanwhile, Andy finally tells Grant how she feels about him, and Julia do not deserve. She wants to marry him, but Grant steps up and says he wants Julia. Andy ignores him and kisses him. Andy Grant of slides and see Julia, who they caught red-handed and walks away.

Days later, Julia is back to her apartment and is supported by balloons, gifts and letters from around Grant. She can not forgive, Grant, however, and agrees to marry Nicky. Once at the altar, repent with Nicky, Julia and flashbacks about her and Grant. Frank realize that Julia is unhappy, keep the wedding and tells her that she does not want Nicky. Grant is for them (he) saw in the flashbacks. Julia Frank is a magazine with a picture of Grant and a message. He said to meet him on the roof of the building to. After an epic journey – a trap Andy throws bashing someone over the head with a baseball bat to mount her bike – she arrives, she will narrowly Miss Grant. She puts her hands on the railing, so grab it and falls directly into the arms of Grant’s. It is very emotional, but they come back together and married, with reigning Hitch. Andy and Nicky meet at the wedding, and love. In the meantime, Grant and Julia left in a horse and wagon. Julia receives a gift from her mother-in-law: a vaginal thermometer, which is considered good luck seems to have in their family for generations, and if it is not washed.

The film ends with Grant and Julia attend their honeymoon to Hong Kong Iceland. You see a woman (Carmen Electra) to two pieces of wood bound. King Kong comes up and pulls her dress she wore a leopard print bikini. Kong then takes her feelings (which she enjoys) and said to him: “I love hairy guys”. Kong roars and flatter her like a bug.

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